~HUMOUR~
Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
Before Marrige
taqdir hai saath magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
magar mumtaz nahi MILTI
After Marriage
taqdir hai saath magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
magar mumtaz nahi MARTI
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhe
shift delete kar doonga
shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
Ho gaee galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal, to mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho, YOUR FILE NOT FOUND!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho jab tum, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
